Exactly! Hmm, I wouldn’t go so far as to say we’re twins, accidentally separated at birth. But even our choice of avatars shows a certain spiritual alliance.
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Don’t worry. I got you covered.
No one messes with my bunny clan.
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You two are soulmates I think
Black, evil souls, but soulmates all the more 
I think @Theo87 might be your soulmate too!
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Woohoo. Threesome 
Not certain if I’m allowed to use that word tho 
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I get that a lot. If true, it’s kind of scary how many of us there are.
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Don’t bother. I alone am many more! And it feels scaring wonderful! 
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I see… 
I drop my duck cult to join your bunny movement, invest in a chainsaw, but you only have @Pike’s back.
And the chainsaw was entirely out-of-pocket. I filed it under “miscellaneous” in my professional expenses, but I was told that “miscellaneous” doesn’t mean “completely random bs that has literally nothing to do with your job.”
So much for loyalty and sacrifice. 
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You definitiely have my permission. Which probably doesn’t actually answer your question.
Anyways, I wouldn’t want to bridle your creativity, I like the way you think.
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Perhaps you can donate the chainsaw to a foundation that you will become the head of. The purpose of the foundation is to nerf ducks. Your generous salary is funded by donations and the sale of promotional items. Costs are tax deductible.
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How do we nerf ducks with the chainsaw? Clip their wings? Slice their naughty bits off so they can’t make more ducks?
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Those are the harmless possibilities. 
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Oh, come on now, you know I keep a special place in my heart for you 
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Ducks are terrifying, those beaks, man.
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Every single word in this post is essentially a scam. I love it.
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I have quite literally never used a chainsaw and am the most unlikely human being to ever use one. I just bought it because it looked cool.
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Looking forward to knowing your definition of “harmful.”
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Fiiine… 
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Ffs, they aren’t lying when they say I’m way too easy.
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now this is turning into a group love-fest.
My man is getting suspicious. “Who’s @Pike ? Who’s @Theo87 ? Who’s @NicoX ?!?!? Are you flirting with a boyband?!”
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@Theo87 might be your saving grace, I believe she’s a woman (apologies if I’m mistaken).
Other than that, your man has every right to be suspicious, because you kind of are. 
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