Ducks are broken and need to be nerfed

@NicoX will be soooooooo happy to see this! :rofl:

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I got u @Pike … 2 ducks just for u.

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It was until you posted this. :expressionless:

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I am ecstatic. :partying_face: :tada:

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Oops, sorry… :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

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Great! And long ago…

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I’m sure you are. The guilt must be unbearable.

mood-michael-scott

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so many Qs about this pic

did the ducks push the car into the water? are they now threatening the man?

or are they threatening the man, because it was their car and he pushed it into the water?

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They’re clearly mugging this poor man and his kid.

My best guess it that the ducks tried to run them over, missed them, then swam back to the shore to take their money.

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spoken like someone who was there… or commanded the ducks to do it :wink:

(but you have the best explanation for sure)

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Forget the ducks, what we really need to nerf are German penalty takers…

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Don’t goose your duck. It might be a cardinal sin. If you do, don’t go raven on about it even if it will be your swan song. If someone hears you crow about this, it could raise the heron their neck. Swallow your pride and tern the other cheek.

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I’m pretty sure the man is representing SG. He’s holding up his hands trying to tell the ducks that he hasn’t got the nerf hammer on him so can’t use it on them.

The car in the water is a new duck costume being tested in beta.

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He said ducks need to be nerfed. So they pushed him off the street and faced him.

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You mean that man being threatened is @NicoX ???

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I didn’t want to say it so clearly, but it makes sense. But the car has no Belgian registration. Maybe a diversionary maneuver? A rental car? :thinking:

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If you’d ended with “bad duck” this would have been epic lol

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A person that attacks them would be known as someone that sicced ducks.

Further proof that you can duck and dodge all you want, they will find you .

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Someone may cry fowl.

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