Ducks are broken and need to be nerfed

spoken like someone who was there… or commanded the ducks to do it :wink:

(but you have the best explanation for sure)

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Forget the ducks, what we really need to nerf are German penalty takers…

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Don’t goose your duck. It might be a cardinal sin. If you do, don’t go raven on about it even if it will be your swan song. If someone hears you crow about this, it could raise the heron their neck. Swallow your pride and tern the other cheek.

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I’m pretty sure the man is representing SG. He’s holding up his hands trying to tell the ducks that he hasn’t got the nerf hammer on him so can’t use it on them.

The car in the water is a new duck costume being tested in beta.

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He said ducks need to be nerfed. So they pushed him off the street and faced him.

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You mean that man being threatened is @NicoX ???

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I didn’t want to say it so clearly, but it makes sense. But the car has no Belgian registration. Maybe a diversionary maneuver? A rental car? :thinking:

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If you’d ended with “bad duck” this would have been epic lol

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A person that attacks them would be known as someone that sicced ducks.

Further proof that you can duck and dodge all you want, they will find you .

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Someone may cry fowl.

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Dang it! It’s only rare now :frowning: :stuck_out_tongue:

I am disappointed now…
We have received Kalo nerf in Beta and not Duck nerf…

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There is a nerf god!

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drat those ducks! they must be contributing tons of revenue to SG!

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Or buff Scottish goalkeepers? :grimacing:

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:joy: Why would I need a diversionary maneuver if I were the victim?!

They’re so fast that the nerf hammer keeps missing them probably.

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Or they keep Dodging the nerf.

They might have 99.9999999999999999% chance to Dodge nerfs.
Which confirms that they are OP.

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Perhaps also buff Welsh people called Ramsey

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