Ducks are broken and need to be nerfed

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Your irrational fear of villagers sounds a bit unhealthy. Did a villager bully you when you were a kid?

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Yes, the ■■■■■■■ Goblin Balloon :rofl:

And the offer on both side of the screen also give -34% sight/accuracy :rofl:

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I woke up today and the ducks were to loud…

Can we nerf them?

I went downtown and these statues kept looking at me.

Can we nerf them?

I spent way to much money on a gacha game.

Can we please nerf everything in it so I can just go mono?

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While we nerfing our lives to be easier… Can we buff our spouses??

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You’re too late.

But there’s a new movement you can join.

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I managed to shoot a few down just now. But they revive every hour or so.

I will try to shoot them down as they revive.

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Jesus here we go again

If you nerf your life, aren’t you making it worse? :thinking:

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Yes buff life, nerf our bosses, buff income nerf cost of living and of course buff the drinks!!!

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I’d like to buff myself. Been going to the gym, but I still haven’t gotten limit broken :frowning:

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WHO. REVIVED. THIS. THREAD?! AND WHY? :sob:

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It was a merger :wink: you started a movement

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Ducks are OP and need to bet nerfed.

:slight_smile:

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:joy: Long forgotten is the fact that this topic was created to parody another nerf thread. Now it’s just floating in the ether, attracting and absorbing everything duck-related like a forum black hole.

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so much for going down the rabbit hole. whole forum be like this now:

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I blame you, @NicoX

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I can see it now. :expressionless:

I mean come on @Dudeious.Maximus , are we really gonna merge all threads that mention the word “duck” once with this one? :sob:

@Nedenben wants everything in their life nerfed, ducks were just innocent bystanders in this story. :joy:

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First I read… “nerf my wife”
:rofl:

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Fair enough, but if you believed I was a responsible adult who weighs out the potential consequences of his actions, it’s kind of on you too. :joy:

Speaking of rabbit hole, may I reditect you towards this thread? I passed the torch to @Theo87 , leader of the new trendy bunny movement. Ducks are so April 2022.

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Did someone say… A rabbit hole? Magic word, rabbit. We refer to them as bunnies from now on, new rule on the forum.

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