Your irrational fear of villagers sounds a bit unhealthy. Did a villager bully you when you were a kid?
Yes, the ■■■■■■■ Goblin Balloon
And the offer on both side of the screen also give -34% sight/accuracy
I woke up today and the ducks were to loud…
Can we nerf them?
I went downtown and these statues kept looking at me.
Can we nerf them?
I spent way to much money on a gacha game.
Can we please nerf everything in it so I can just go mono?
While we nerfing our lives to be easier… Can we buff our spouses??
You’re too late.
But there’s a new movement you can join.
I managed to shoot a few down just now. But they revive every hour or so.
I will try to shoot them down as they revive.
Jesus here we go again
If you nerf your life, aren’t you making it worse?
Yes buff life, nerf our bosses, buff income nerf cost of living and of course buff the drinks!!!
I’d like to buff myself. Been going to the gym, but I still haven’t gotten limit broken
WHO. REVIVED. THIS. THREAD?! AND WHY?
It was a merger you started a movement
Ducks are OP and need to bet nerfed.
Long forgotten is the fact that this topic was created to parody another nerf thread. Now it’s just floating in the ether, attracting and absorbing everything duck-related like a forum black hole.
I can see it now.
I mean come on @Dudeious.Maximus , are we really gonna merge all threads that mention the word “duck” once with this one?
@Nedenben wants everything in their life nerfed, ducks were just innocent bystanders in this story.
First I read… “nerf my wife”
Fair enough, but if you believed I was a responsible adult who weighs out the potential consequences of his actions, it’s kind of on you too.
Speaking of rabbit hole, may I reditect you towards this thread? I passed the torch to @Theo87 , leader of the new trendy bunny movement. Ducks are so April 2022.
Did someone say… A rabbit hole? Magic word, rabbit. We refer to them as bunnies from now on, new rule on the forum.