Ducks are broken and need to be nerfed

Don’t be jealous of my big lollipops :pleading_face:

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oh my gosh, do we have to start calling you dad?? are you really my dad??

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:joy: I didn’t predict this exact reply, but let’s just say I was awfully close.

It won’t matter for very long, he’s getting rid of us. And who could blame him?

What would I get for it? Besides, it’s not necessary. Multimillionaire, remember?

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Don’t know. Ask your mother.

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You have more than one!? I don’t know if jealousy or pity is appropriate here…

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One of those cases in which better is the enemy of the good.

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wait… who here is my mother?

ok… when you say ask her, who are you expecting me to ask?

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It’s always good to have a spare lollipop. Sometimes I have them both together, sometimes I want just one or the other :innocent:

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If I were in his position, I’d get rid of us two squabbling loudmouths as fast as I could, too!

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I’m the one walking near the river. I like watching ducklings because they are super cute. :wink:

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When we visit grandma, we always take time to watch the cute little ducklings outside her living room :slight_smile:

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I tried hard to find the usual innuendo, but nope. Sounds like a genuine wholesome family moment involving actual ducklings.

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I gotta keep you on your toes…

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People want to read more about ducks!

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Well I have good news for them. They already have almost 1.5 hours of scholarly level readings about ducks right here.

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Only 87 minutes? We’re slacking! Get to work gang!

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Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken :rofl: (I found this video :rofl:)

Chicken : Chicken :rofl: (Reference : Chicken :rofl:)

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I looked into it, and chickens are clearly OP too. I mean look at this:

Something must be done.

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