Crew Knights is currently full however if you are an active FUN team player who scores 1000/1000 on crews unique patent pending Sassometer ™ with a truly strong team and did I mention active…we may be willing to consider shuffing members around for you.
Would require at this current moment:
2400+ cups
4200+ team power
10 or more 5* fully ascended
30+ 4 and 5* ascended for war
Uses items for titans when we need to push aka team player
The ability to give me a cool nickname on command.
5 or more sarcastic comments a day minimum or one (1) fancy cat meme.
We busting up 12* titans and winning wars about 90% of the time. Current highest titan is rare 13* beaten.
We COULD have 1 more spot but again the applicant must be an asset to the team. 4200ish defense team power, rocking 2400+ cups most days, active on titans and in war.
Looking for 2 people willing to dress as baby otters for our Furry Friday photo event. Proceeds are given directly to guardians reborn for @Kayo 's electroshock diaper aversion therapy.
Heres the deal. If you (and thats the global you, kayo can keep his mom) do not join Knights, I am recruiting all your moms.
She will then nag you for me about how you never call, write, give her grandchildren, or play E&P with her. Its win win. Not so much for you but for me.
So, I say lets skip the step where I teach your mom how to play something other than candy crush and you just join yourself.
Unless your mom is a bad ■■■ with a 4200tp account in which case I am in fact still recruiting your mom.
We are pretty awesome so when your mom stops doing whatever she normally does, be it skeet shooting, paragliding, baking, or thrash metal to use her flags, dont say I didnt warn you up front.
This is now crew - starbucks and we are giving out free pumpkin spice lates to anyone who is highly active! Ignore the bear traps on the floor they are part of our rustic charm
Anyway. I have successfully recruited 3 moms via fake sales at neiman markus and bed bath and beyond and a liberal dose of chloroform.
One of them is your mom, and she is helping us kill 12 and 13* titans while asking us if we know why you wont just go out with that nice child of her friend Gladys. Also whoever your with she says isnt good enough for you.
Also she made me clean my room and asked about my life choices. Please join so we can release he back into the wild…
Please join NOW so we can kick your dear, sweet, nagging, bat-doodoo crazy mom. And thank you, @Unicef for giving Knights a ray of hope in getting rid of her. Did I say craaaaazy?
Playing E&P with your mom has been pretty fun but now she wants me to sip riesling with her and join her book club (romantic historical fiction only). Not cool. Please help us kick her out before the pot luck dinner invite comes.
