Greetings, I am Unicef, recruiter for only Crew-Knights.
See that Mods? I ONLY handle Crew-Knights . Shoo with your pesky peskyness. o.O
Crew-Knights is shooting for top 100 and wants players who understand what it takes to make that number.
Must have
2200 cups
A strong deck capable of hammering a penny nail into a tree stump.
The ability to coordinate with your peers
The ability to be understanding and patient with each other as we grow towards this goal
The ability to keep effing having fun while we ramp up our play, work our strats, and kick ■■■all the way from here to…well I have no clue where here is so…over there.
Knights is now accepting “spot reservation” applications. We will pre approve 3 people to join our team. If you need a home now we can get you into another crew for a bit
New members must:
1: believe in jingles, a naughty elf from the south pole who steals underpants and sells them on Ebay
2: Be at 2200+ cups
3: Be able to sing the teme song of any random show off key to Rigs in our Required Line Chat. Childrens shows a plus
4: Be willing to make and use items on our 11 and 12* Titans. Nunchucks, Coissants, hand trained angry killer groundhogs, dont care what your secret weapon is as long as these suckers go down.
5: be ready and willing to follow war strategies do we can keep our string of 6000 point wins alive on our march from top 400 to top 100.
6: generally give a bleep about the team, being a good, drama free member while having fun and getting bleep done.
Thats what we need. Are you our man, woman, or unicorn?
Fairies are little sparkly turd machines that keep flying over my car and glitter bombing it with thier “dust”…
Wait.
No.
Thats Pigeons . Today we are going to discuss pigeons.
Oh also we got 1 reserve slot to fill for someone who would like to joon (screw it this is an awesome typo
lets leave it) crew. Jooning crew is when you walk up to our recruitment staff, drop into the power dump Joon pose, and pretend you are a fairy spreading your “dust” all over our nice marble floors so hard it ricochets hitting Garawyn in the eye therebye blinding him.