We officially have an opening at Crew-Knights. Not that kind of opening. Get your mind out of the guttter, it’s only Monday.
We are currently filling 3 spots so bring a friend or two with you. Or a frenemy. Or Santa, unless you beat his ■■■ in the Challenge already and he’s beefing with you.
What we’re looking for:
4200+ tp
active & full flag use
10+ 5*, full set of war teams
Line account (it’s very easy to set up)
mommy or daddy or mother-in-law issues that you can use as motivation to smash titans
a healthy fear of clowns
What you get:
Great leadership
Filthy loot
heavy hitters who use all their flags
a 5-minute petting session with my cat (which just turns into a 2-minute scratching session from my cat)
fear and respect from your peers
Crew-family chat lines for advice and news
@Unicef will promise to stop calling your mom (but really he’ll just switch to texting)
Currently rocking 12-13* titans and a killer war record. Reach me on Line at jaws_3d if you’d like to chat.
We have a new spot for the taking at Crew-Knights.
One of our Knights is kicking up his feet on Easy Street for a while, because sometimes titan smashing can wear you out a little. Especially if you name them before you smash them. Or if the titan starts crying while you’re in the middle of a 100k whopper of a hit and you want to stop but you know you can’t.
But at the end of the day, you know the titan will identify with it’s smasher and actually come to love you for it, so do it for the titan. Just finished off a 12* yellow hydra, next one spawns this evening. Come get some
You are cordially invited to the Friday Night (Har)Poon Party at Crew-Knights. All we need is you to make it a delightful “ménage à trente”. Putting the final smackdown on a 13* yellow hydra.
This group is stocked full of titan tanglers, over achievers, beatdown artists, challenge contenders, and just plain ol’ bad***es. Now is definitely the time to get in, don’t miss your opportunity.
Hit me up on Line (jaws_3d) and let’s make some magic.