At 07:00 GMT, there was a breach of Correllian air space.
The aircraft refused to identify itself and so duck squadron Quebec Alpha Kilo were scrambled to intercept.
The bogey evaded our pilots and so ground defences were deployed.
Despite dozens of hits, and the huffing and puffing of the enemy reindeer, the enemy survived and came round for another pass.
Can anyone eliminate this threat to national security?
Until this crisis passes, all citizens are instructed to wear additional safety head gear