Oh I know it’s Leto Atreides… but this guy’s name is Leo. . . 
And yes… i tried. There’s just so much in my head and I nearly no filter. 
A few more, to stay on topic:
and OMG… can we stop with the mis-labelling of Kiril & Boril as hobbits??? Dey bee dwarrrves peeple…
Balthazar: Bathsalts
Hawkmoon: Hawkaloogie
Melandor: Melonball
Boldtusk: Ballhusk
Isshtak: Pisstaker
Brienne: Brienne of Tarth
Wu Kong: Ju Dong
Drake Fong: Chosen One (from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist movie)
Danzaburro: Tony Danza
Gunnar: Vladimir (Putin)
Tiburtus: Tuberculosis
The Thorne hate in this thread keeps growing stronger and stronger
Bathsalts
Yes
Oh my gosh yes.
I can never remember how to spell is name, this is the perfect solution.
Well not Bruce.
This is Sad Bruce Lee lol
We call
Zeline Pinup
Zimki??? Azlarette
Alasie Miko or Inuit
Richard Riri
Gregorion Brad
RedHood Chapi (french name chaperon rouge)
WuKong Monkey
Gobbler Murloc
…
Zimki??? Azlarette
Easiest way to remember how to spell Azlar jr’s name is to purposefully mispronounce it.
Zim —> Like Invader Zim
Kit — Like as in Kitty or Kit-Kat
Ha — Like we’re laughing at her big 80s wig/mane/hair
Zim Kit Ha 
Gunnar as Putin!
So good. So very, very good!
Thorne - Blue sponge, he soak up your precious food and mats and in return his attack is like throwing a dry sponge at his enemy.
Every time I see Marjana I see Marijuana (pronounced in my head sometimes as “mare-a-joo-a-na”). It’s become my pet name for her. Brienne of course will always be Brienne of Tarth to me.
THIS!!! Now I have to go find that movie… 
I have to throw this out there, and I can’t imagine I’m the only one - for me, Tiburtus has always been “Frankenfurter”
Tima
Friar Tuck - Fried Tucker
Tibertus - Prince Humperdinck
Wilbur - Gilligan
Quintus - Doc
…and why is Aegir wearing his wife’s armor?
Once you see it…
Maybe Aegir secretly enjoys wearing woman’s attire in private, don’t judge.
Based on your screen name you might like this one…
In our alliance we call Wilbur Fishwilly
Wilbur for me is 007 - while he was ‘under cover’ as a Japanese fisherman in You only live twice…
I refer to Boril as Boing-flip. I hate that riposte of his 
When I pull Dawa from my tcs, I always refer it at Dawa Sherpa… Just an association…
Go, run, trail and enjoy the mountains
Yet in that outfit there’s a hint of drake Fong 