You think rolling 7 Banes out of 10 heroes is trolly?
But how about reading your mind and then elaborately showing you a middle finger?
Earlier this month I rolled a Thoth. After that I figured I’d like to keep my tokens for December to try my luck with another HotM. I didn’t want to roll a 2nd Thoth and wasting my rare luck on it.
I went onto Beta today and decided to roll my tokens there for fun.
Got hot garbage. Rolled the Beta gems too. More hot garbage.
I’m thinking - dude, I got 6 wasted golden tokens and over 3500 gems to not get a single 5* hero.
There MUST be a 5* waiting for me live.
I’m just gonna roll one… one puny token… okay, game? Like, just test the theory? Okay?
Just give me anything BUT Thoth. One token, game. ONE. TOKEN.
Ragequit close the app.
And then they come with their science and tell me that Fate doesn’t exist and that it is not a spiteful little gremlin.
Men, please. Quit it.
It watches us.
And it’s gonna get you one day. And you’re gonna eat crow. Nom nom nom.
*can I please donate the extra Thoth to my mommy please I’m too poor to feed two of them he gonna starve and that’s not okay men not okay :<