An Ode To RNG
Welcome, fellow poster,
to the RNG roller coaster,
the game we know as E&P,
stay long enough and you will see.
The mods will assure us,
there is no plot to lure us,
RNG working as intended,
your disbelief should be suspended.
When fighting titans of a reddish hue,
and you get no tiles colored blue,
that’s just the way it’s supposed to be,
that’s why they call it RNG!
You lose a raid you should have won,
pray for mats and you get none,
and all your summons you get nary
any single legendary.
“It’s not fair!” many decreed,
blaming it on corporate greed,
but in the end most all agreed,
Really Nothing’s Guaranteed.