As requested
Dear SG,
This is it
I want some recompense
Because it seems some times I lose,
Despite my massive bench
I’ve got Kiril, I’ve got Boril
And Leo? I’ve got him
And you wouldn’t want to fall foul of my full ascended Grimm!
Orcs and goblins, god’s of war
And Gandalf, sorry ‘Melendor’.
Every demon, every elf
All of them adorn my shelf
I’ve got Rigard in my rearguard
And Sartana to the fore
And in between is Boldtusk
With his mighty cry of war.
And there’s more beside that I could say
But this is just between us
That I’ve mastered colour stacking
I am a miltary genius
But when I awake each sunny morn
My horde of cups is all forlorn.
For, despite my cunning plan,
The cowardly thieves still steal my ham!
And please excuse my hissy-fit
When Wu Kong misses every hit
Negative affects, you see,
Should not be applied to me
I’ve spent so much cash and time
That endless wins are rightly mine
So please, SG,
Nerf every hero
Especially all those owned by Zero
