An example of most of the threads here recently

User 1: It’s not random

User 2: It’s random.

User 3: It’s random. Here is a link.

User 1: It’s not random. The game is cheating.

User 2: where is your proof

User 1: TRIGGERED ANGRY TRIGGERED CHEATING I QUIT

Moderator: Please be nice. Here is proof and links.

User 1: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

User 1: You all are company shills

Thread closed

Thread merged

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So User 3 decides the game is cheating too? :thinking:

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No, User 3 quits the forum as no one listens to reasoned arguments here :rofl: .

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Also, I’ve been coming across quite a few similar threads from 2017. Not all that recent a trend.

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ahem. In addition:

User 4: (reply to recently merged messages] I am super intelligent and I have irrefutable evidence that it is not random. But don’t just take my word for it, my alliance members agree.

User 5: (an actual intelligent user) Where is your proof?

User 4: It’s all my experience and we all agree, it’s all true

User 5: It’s frustrating, but that’s how RNG works.

User 2: I wouldn’t bother any more.

User 1: [Message Flagged by the community]

Rigs: [Message Flagged by the community]

User 1: [Message Flagged by the community]

User 4: [Message flagged by community]

Moderator: Read the forum rules.

Rigs: Here is a post that won’t get flagged.

User 3: See? I told you.

User 1: Infringing on my free speech, you don’t want us to speak the truth

User 6: Here is video proof of 6 of my raids showing beautiful boards with mono teams, but with the recognition that I also get awful boards

User 7: You all are stupid for running mono. run 3-2, it’s better.

User 8: But I run 4:1 with good results

User 7: Ok 4:1, but c’mon not in war.

User 8: Shrug

[THREAD 1 MONTH LATER]
User 60,537: CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY.

Moderator: I have decided to leave the forum to focus on real life

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And don’t forget the most important user in these types of thread :

User official Bard : Post an hilarious meme and/or a wonderful song

@JonahTheBard

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I agree with user 1

You’re all company shills lol

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Evidence and experience
Are not always in tandem
My heart says it’s lies
But my head says it’s random
But mostly I post
Because I get such a thrill
When SG pay me in gems
As a company shill

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Latest conspiracy theory: @Rigs actually flags his own posts (btw, that is an actual option… Lmao) to grab the attention of innocent by-posters, and before they even know it they have been kidnapped by the Crew family… :rofl:

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Lol I’ve flagged my own posts on multiple occasions

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The funny thing is… we all waiting for these topics to happen again. We like them.
Who cares about better defence placement or hero ascension?

We want blood.
We want flames :face_with_monocle:

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This thread did exactly what I wanted it to. Thank you all. I knew I could trust you.

@zephyr1 I knew I was going make a mistake somewhere in there

@PeachyKeen A++++++ addition

i knew it

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Luckily their appearance is random :rofl:

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User 1: [titans, chests, TC20, backpacks, raids, etc.] were nerfed since the update 3 days ago
User 2: The just want you to spend more money
User 3: (posts screenshot of tabard, telescope and darts)

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This is me. And I feel attacked

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me 18 days ago

I totally agree. Check out this BS titan loot I got yesterday. Totally unacceptable.

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Dont forget about

Users 14-25: game froze and my battery died i want my flags back

Also users 26-53: i had a bug of this and that (post a a screenshot that explains 2.5% of the situation)
User 3: do u have a video?
Users 26-53: NO are you calling me a liar? I have been playing this game since released am experienced player am level 31
User 3: … “move to next topic”

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It is not random! Prove me wrong :wink:

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I have been User 1 - 4 on various days of the week…

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