So yeah. After roughly a year of contemplation, decided that our pitch needed an update because it was boring. Not sure this is any less boring, but sometimes it helps to just spray the week old clothing with Fabreeze to help the smell before putting it all on to go to work.
Who we are: W4RH0UNDS. That’s W-FOUR-H-ZERO-U-N-D-S. Except spell it like W4RH0UNDS in the search thingy. I couldn’t tell you why we spell it that way. We just do.
What do we do: Kill an endless stream of Titans that sometimes drop something useful but most of the time drop junk. But we keep killing them anyway. Pretty sure the game just puts one in front of us each day to taunt us. Or else the game is just some sort of weird psychological test that wants to see how many days in a row a group of relative strangers will try to slaughter something put in front of them for something approaching fun and another pack of common herbs. So. Many. Common. Herbs.
Oh, and we fight wars against people we really don’t have a beef with, but the game makes us anyway. I mean, that’s what every alliance does right? Commit violence against other alliances twice a week because the game forces us to while murdering unsuspecting bouncing Medusa heads?
Looking around at all the other alliances in this list, including all of them that are going to bury this most amazing sales pitch about 10 seconds after I bump it again, it seems like that’s what we all do.
Don’t worry if you’re new to it. We’ll help you become a murder machine with our mentoring (yes, the door says invite only and there’s a cup level, but just ask. We’ll probably let you in…it’s a loose thing).
So yeah, Titans and war. Oh, and we have that line chat thingy.
Line ID: wondermoose
We share tips. We talk to one another with it. Technology is amazing.
What else? We’ll, we’re an international alliance, so if you ever wanted to talk to someone from England, come on in! Or if you’re from England (or some other part of Europe) and wanted to talk to someone from Wyoming, we can arrange that as well.
We all get along though, so there’s that (despite the odd time differences).
What do you need to do?
Bring your winning personality, hit the Titans as hard as you can, and use all your flags in war when you can (our war strategy is relaxed but generally effective).
It’s a low bar. Seriously. P2w, f2p, c2p…all are welcome.
Any questions and just hit me up on line or here.