Because it is you asking, I’ll go on ahead (please forgive errors, as a “new” player I have no forum rights, I can’t edit and can’t tag or quote anything that contains a tag. I can’t technically re qualify because I already have those badges.
Q1. January 2019, joined the forums a week later as I had questions. Level 51 so I guess I am a newbie compared to monsters like you.
Q2. My avatar is Sonya, I like her no BS look on her hero card. I don’t change avatars at all except the for the first time, just once.
Q3. I love my 3 stars, they are the most fun you can have in game. I can’t list just one as they are so versatile. I Iove my Hawkmoon costume, Grevle is essential. then the Kvasirs, Frosties and Sudris.
Q4. Sonya. Despite almost identical stats, Caedmon is always taking one for the team and Sonya just gets her job done. And a vote for Mireweave as unloved and underrated she is. Take her to a slugfest (+18 blinged and a mana troop) and watch her do her thing. The other thing is if you like Proteus, you need two. It might be a long fight but who cares if you win?
Q5. None of them. Alfrike might just make the cut for farming level 3. But I have another 21 5* and all are equally pathetic (Joon, Obakan, even Lepus and Sartana are passable. Bertila was a total waste of mats.).
Q6. Getting under SG’s skin. Bullying incites hostility. OH, and wars, when it comes down to 1 or two flags, it gets exciting.
Q7. Being described by my boss as having “a heart of gold and a temper like a rabid ferret”. That’s you @TGW. And my alliance members are all awesome people; what more could I want?
Q8. No. The amount I spent for absolutely nothing makes it too embarrassing to share.
Q9. Helsinki nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. (this statement was a little shameful on reflection). I don’t want Helsinki nuked although I have never met a Finn that I liked and I tend to like pretty much everyone (within reason).
Mostly I would like a little more transparency from SG.