Account and Alliance Metrics

I would like to know: How old my account is? How many monsters have I killed? How many times have I lost a fight? What colours do I play the most? Beat the most? Lost to the most? How many titans has my alliance beaten? How many wars? How many heroes do we own? Who has the oldest active account? What’s the oldest active alliance? What’s the longest stretch anyone has gone logging in at least once a day? What’s the longest period anyone has been logged in and active? How much energy have I used? Who’s used the most? What’s the most energy used in a day? A week? A month? A year? What’s the biggest building queue currently active? What was the single largest expenditure of jewels and what what was it spent on? How many of each shield colour have I connected?