A Verse for Kunchen

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This is really just some silliness, but I like the rhythm of the word :grinning:

I was munchin’ on my luncheon,
Why, just the other day
When a gentleman approached me in a most peculiar way
He was walkin’, he was hunchin’
As though from an affray
And a jewel bedecked truncheon
Was lurking in his cape

The function of the truncheon
Was clearly for a punchin’
And I espied upon his belt
A pouch there was a-bunchin’

I’m not willing at this junction
To remark upon his unction
And so this ends my tale
Of the countenance of Kunchen

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@JonahTheBard

Only you could could slide in unction… Jonah Master of the Lexicon.

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Sliding in unction sounds messy :wink:

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Or fun, depending.
20 jello filled pools xD

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Ok now I’m sure of it. The bag on Kunchen’s belt contains weed.

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Fun poem! I’m fairly sure, though, that “Kunchen” is an iamb, not a trochee (kun-CHEN, not KUN-chen). You’ve started off on the wrong foot!

P.S. first couplet of last stanza might be:

I’m not willing at this junction
To remark upon his unction
…

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Excellent suggestion Kerridoc, a 10% cut of the royalties is yours (excluding merchandising).

As for where the emphasis should be in Kunchen, I’m not going to let facts get in the way of a good rhyme :grin:

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I’ll be in the dictionary for the next hour , up to a mid morning luncheon , and by the way I too have a Hunchin Kunchen :sunglasses:

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@Schemerlamp I Believe he uses the weed to understand that Tome of Tatics right behind it. @JonahTheBard

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Or it’s a recipe book for medicinal brownies?

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I like that better, would hate to think he is hoarding all of the Tomes. That would ultimately lead to self-destruction :skull_and_crossbones:

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