I lined up all the tiles
Critical, strong and buff
To one-shot my mighty enemy,
I surely had enough
I’d fill the chest, I’d win the war
For loot abundant bliss
But that blasted monkey, yellow Wu
Made my moves all miss
And then I missed because of Drake
And some more because of Joon
Justice, Bane, and Hu Tao
What more could I do?
I’ve missed so much
It drove me mad
So my complaint I lodge
If it’s Blindness doesn’t make me miss
Then Inari pulls a dodge.
And while this problem might persist
When I consider things I’ve missed
And write them down upon a list
The things that brought me real bliss
And bring me deepest cheer
Is not the hollow victory, but you, my friends, right here.