A Musical Reaction to the recent Q&A (Song Lyrics)

I’m sure most have read the Q&A by now.

Besides the limit breakers, what dismayed me the most was basically:

  1. No, you won’t get Atlantis / Valhalla / Event etc. 3 s and 4 s in Hero Academy, ever
  2. No, Valhalla Forever gnomes will never “only” drop coins, and VF rewards won’t be increased, because it’s bad for the game economy
  3. new heroes! new events! that’s what makes players happy! a new season every year!!
  4. oh but by the way, we do want to do something about new players’ paths in the game…
  5. … but at the same time, too many people getting too many of these new heroes, is bad for the game economy!

especially this particular answer.

My feelings about this Q&A:

There was a time when the game was fun
When raids were fun and diverse
And grinding rewarding
There was a time when I had hope
Of getting enough cool heroes
And competing decently
There was a time

Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in times gone by
When hope was high and game worth playing
I dreamed, that progress would come
I dreamed that SG would be forgiving
Then I was young and enthusiastic
And dreams were made and used and wasted
I did not need to pay to play
Vanillas could compete, and sometimes win

But the power keeps creeping
With their stats much much higher
As they tear your team apart
With their passive skills so powerful
Atlantis Rising was still okay
It gives me maybe one summon per month
Then Valhalla Forever nerfed the loot
Now it takes six months for one summon
And still I dream Almur will come to me
That I can make my Blue Titan team better
But there are dreams that cannot be
And the bad luck streaks we cannot weather
I had a dream this game would be
So different from an endless hamster wheel
So different now from what it seemed
Now SG has killed the dream
I dreamed

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Logging in just to give this a like. Bravo, maestro, bravo!

Hello to the rest of you that I like who haven’t seen me in a while, hope you’re taking all this new :poop: in stride.

For those of you who never thought I was right about anything, well maybe some day you will realize that I was right all along.

But I don’t care to discuss it, or dwell on it, or get into pointless arguments about it. You’re all capable of making up your own minds about how much money you’re willing to waste and how much abuse you’re willing to take from a company that clearly does not care about you, me, or anyone else, unless your likeness is on currency.

And on that note… I’m gone again. :wave:

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Thanks for the note boss! Glad you liked it :wink: and yeah the scales have fallen from my eyes recently :wink: ah well… we still have our alliance and the friends we’ve made !

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Ghost Ship will continue to sail,
Until the current servers fail,
Or until we’ve lost the will,
To subject ourselves to such ill.

:slightly_smiling_face:

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+100 to that! Go ghosties :slight_smile:

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In the time of Sartanas I was a Prisca
Got Bane in my roster and I’m out there raiding funky
With the vanilla three stars, revenge the pay to wins
Training camps stalled with the beefcake Dawa pulls

Kill ambitions and put it in neutral
Atlantis comes rising with a loser in the cruise control
Tiger’s in alliance with a titan score D
Got a couple of TCs, summon more 3 stars

Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a free to play game and a strain of bad luck
Don’t believe everything that you read
You get a leaf and a rope and for that I should believe
So swipe your card with some faith in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you raid me?
(Double-tank formation)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you raid me?

Forces of evil in a really lame story
Match all the tiles with a phony generator
'Cause one’s got Alfrike and my posts got a flag
One’s on the fence and the other is a hag
With the rerun summons and the no gain con job

The new release of the limit breaker crap
Tiburtus hung himself with a guitar string
A slew of bad updates, game’s hanging from a whale’s fin
Don’t reply if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the Banes and your posts for the hate
All my time here was a piece of wax falling on deaf ears
That only listens to the winners

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you raid me?
(Get crazy with the ninja tower)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you raid me?
(Drive-by cup drop)

Yo, bring it on down

I’m a buyer, I’m a winner
SG is gonna change, I can feel it

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you raid me?
(I can’t believe them)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you raid me?

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you raid me?
(Sprechen Sie deutsch, baby?)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you raid me?
(Know what I’m sayin’?)

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Hahaha hilarious and brilliant!!!

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So, so clever! Love, love, love it @sleepyhead. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::heart:

And a rare appearance from @TGW too. Happy days :kissing_heart:.

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I also thought of Beck once and rejected it as too demanding. Respect!

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At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without the forum on my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how they did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to move along
And so you’re back
With new updates
I just walked in to find you here with that desperate look upon your face
I should have cancelled all my cards, I should have uninstalled the game
If I’d known for just one second you’d be back to bother me

Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to silence all my posts?
You think I’d crumble?
You think I’d lay down and die?

Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know what’s worth my time, I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live
And I’ve got all my time to give and I’ll survive
I will survive, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to make sense of all the unfair parts
And I spent oh-so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high and you see me
Somebody new
I’m not that chained-up little newb still giving money to you
And so you keep dropping updates and just expecting more money
Well, now I’m saving all my money for a game that cares for me

Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
You won’t get my money anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to break me with your lies?
You think I’d crumble?
You think I’d lay down and die?

Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know what matters, I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live
And I’ve got all my time to give and I’ll survive
I will survive

Oh
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to break me with your lies?
You think I’d crumble?
You think I’d lay down and die?

Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know what matters, I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live
And I’ve got all my time to give and I’ll survive
I will survive
I will survive

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Thank you @Sarah2 !!! You’re so kind :slight_smile:

@TGW another brilliant one! I will add it to the list tomorrow!

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Hello @Sarah2. But probably also goodbye. I don’t care to hang around long enough to get into any more arguments. Everyone here has seen the new updates and the dev Q&A, the direction of the game is obvious. I know where I stand on it. Those who still continue to support it… I have nothing to say to them.

Some things never change. I don’t have the power to change the game, or anyone else’s opinion. The only thing I have the power to do is to log off and not return. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Or to log in just to give us great work on the E&P Song Lyrics. :wink:

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