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While kicking them in the shinsā€¦

:thinking: Iā€™m going to have to check on the size of our shin kicking boots.

Because of some of the crazy Brits in the allianceā€¦
What? No, they donā€™t have to know Iā€™m British.
ā€¦ there are some peculiar things which happen.

For example, we like to use pom-poms to encourage our team mates. :grin:
Itā€™s supposed to boost morale!
Erā€¦ just try not to picture whoā€™s shaking those pom-poms and youā€™ll be fine. Maybeā€¦

2020-02-20 - Copy
:relieved: Boy, that was a close one. Those last few minutes are what Sir Alex Ferguson, then Manchester United Football Club manager, probably would have called squeaky bum time.

For moments like this, join us at Fusion Fighters! :grin:

2020-02-21
Hang on a moment. Our score went down! :scream: But weā€™ve been winning our wars latelyā€¦ :frowning_face:

Come join us at Fusion Fighters to help us rectify this! :grin:

2020-02-22a
Time to get my shin kicking boots on. :grin:

Hereā€™s hoping field aid wonā€™t be a problem. More than likely it will and weā€™ll complain about it! :laughing:
Join us at Fusion Fighters to grumble about field aid!

Bah, we lost the war. :angry:
I shall have to shake an angry fist in the direction of the tile gods in protest!
And maybe grumble about field aidā€¦

Right, Iā€™m going to take out those frustrations on those ducks flying over the base.
Join us at Fusion Fighters to poke those ducks out of the sky! :grin:

So after managing to get a date with Lady of the Lake on Valentineā€™s day, I have been slowly but surely wining and dining her to make sure sheā€™s at her best. Itā€™s a rather slow process as I feed her.

What? This has nothing to do with recruitment? Erā€¦

Join us at Fusion Fighters! :grin:

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2020-02-27a
That time of war againā€¦ :worried:

Join us at Fusion Fighters to be worried about war results!
Or join us at Fusion Fighters and donā€™t be worried about war results.
Just join us! :laughing:

2020-02-28
Trophy requirements: 1000
Not as high as it sounds!

Invite Only
It means youā€™d need to request to join.
Think of it as knocking on the door; someone should be around to let you in.

Tagline: Casually competitive
Suits daily players.
Communicating absences appreciated.

Titan policy: Whack the titan! :axe:
Currently battling 8/9* titans.
Also thumb twiddling as I have all three flags and no titan to hitā€¦

War policy: optional
We have team members who are opted out of war.
If opted in, use all flags.
Coordinated tanks.
Some time sensitive strategy.

War motto: Win if we can, lose if we must, but always kick 'em in the shin!
Shin kicking is important. Kick hard enough we might be kicking other body parts! :grin:

Other things
The shaking of pom-poms to encourage other team members is highly recommended! :smile:

Because of a certain crazy Brit in the alliance - no, they donā€™t need to know it was me - there are some peculiarities in alliance chat. The main one is the usage of the term ā€˜Eurovisionā€™. Probably more commonly known as a ā€˜duck/goose eggā€™ or ā€˜donutā€™.

Why ā€˜Eurovisionā€™? In the Eurovision Song Contest 2003, the UKā€™s entry, Jeminiā€™s ā€˜Cry Babyā€™, was awarded 0 points. And so ā€˜nul pointsā€™ (needs to be said in French for the full effect) will forever be associated with the Eurovision Song Contest.

For the record, we like to award Eurovisions to our attacking opponents. :laughing:
It means our defence teams are doing a good job. :slightly_smiling_face:
We also prefer to not receive Eurovisions.

Woohoo! We handed out three Eurovisions! :grin:
Shame we lost the war.:frowning_face:

Join us at Fusion Fighters to bolster our war efforts! :slightly_smiling_face:

2020-03-02
Does anyone have some recipes for kraken? Failing that, crab/lobster and perhaps squid?

To ponder such culinary questions, consider joining us at Fusion Fighters! :grin:

Midweek war!:fire:

Time to break out the war kit of shin kicking boots, mop and bucket, and mustnā€™t forget the pom-poms! :laughing:

2020-03-05a
Woohoo! We managed to kick quite a few shins in this one.

Join us at Fusion Fighters for the opportunity to kick 'em in the shins! :grin:

Wellā€¦ not this particular alliance we just beatā€¦ :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Other weird terms spotted in alliance chat: Bovril
This is what I deliberately call Boril. Look at him! Heā€™s beefy! :laughing:
And Bovril is a beef extract drink!

I do worry about sending in a mug of Bovril as my tank though. :scream:

What? This has nothing to do with recruitment? Erā€¦
(Cough)
Join us at Fusion Fighters for perfectly normal company! :grin:

2020-03-07
Trophy requirements: 1000
Still not as high as it sounds! :grin:

Invite Only
Knock on the door; someone should be around to let you in. :slightly_smiling_face:

Tagline: Casually competitive
Suits daily players.
Communicating absences appreciated.

Titan policy: Whack the titan! :axe:
Currently battling 8/9* titans.
Currently battling a 9* rare!

War policy: optional
Use all flags if opted in.
Coordinated tanks.
Some time sensitive strategy.

War motto: Win if we can, lose if we must, but always kick 'em in the shin!
If youā€™re more nimble than I am you can try kicking higher up body parts! :grin:

Other things
If you have any questions just ask. :slightly_smiling_face:

2020-03-08a
Curses. We lost.

What bugs me the most is the game crashed when I was beating one of their top tier members. And of course I get awarded a Eurovision. :angry:

Come join us at Fusion Fighters to grumble about war losses! :grin: