While kicking them in the shinsā¦
Iām going to have to check on the size of our shin kicking boots.
Because of some of the crazy Brits in the allianceā¦
What? No, they donāt have to know Iām British.
ā¦ there are some peculiar things which happen.
For example, we like to use pom-poms to encourage our team mates.
Itās supposed to boost morale!
Erā¦ just try not to picture whoās shaking those pom-poms and youāll be fine. Maybeā¦
Boy, that was a close one. Those last few minutes are what Sir Alex Ferguson, then Manchester United Football Club manager, probably would have called squeaky bum time.
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Hang on a moment. Our score went down! But weāve been winning our wars latelyā¦
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Time to get my shin kicking boots on.
Hereās hoping field aid wonāt be a problem. More than likely it will and weāll complain about it!
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Bah, we lost the war.
I shall have to shake an angry fist in the direction of the tile gods in protest!
And maybe grumble about field aidā¦
Right, Iām going to take out those frustrations on those ducks flying over the base.
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So after managing to get a date with Lady of the Lake on Valentineās day, I have been slowly but surely wining and dining her to make sure sheās at her best. Itās a rather slow process as I feed her.
What? This has nothing to do with recruitment? Erā¦
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That time of war againā¦
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Trophy requirements: 1000
Not as high as it sounds!
Invite Only
It means youād need to request to join.
Think of it as knocking on the door; someone should be around to let you in.
Tagline: Casually competitive
Suits daily players.
Communicating absences appreciated.
Titan policy: Whack the titan!
Currently battling 8/9* titans.
Also thumb twiddling as I have all three flags and no titan to hitā¦
War policy: optional
We have team members who are opted out of war.
If opted in, use all flags.
Coordinated tanks.
Some time sensitive strategy.
War motto: Win if we can, lose if we must, but always kick 'em in the shin!
Shin kicking is important. Kick hard enough we might be kicking other body parts!
Other things
The shaking of pom-poms to encourage other team members is highly recommended!
Because of a certain crazy Brit in the alliance - no, they donāt need to know it was me - there are some peculiarities in alliance chat. The main one is the usage of the term āEurovisionā. Probably more commonly known as a āduck/goose eggā or ādonutā.
Why āEurovisionā? In the Eurovision Song Contest 2003, the UKās entry, Jeminiās āCry Babyā, was awarded 0 points. And so ānul pointsā (needs to be said in French for the full effect) will forever be associated with the Eurovision Song Contest.
For the record, we like to award Eurovisions to our attacking opponents.
It means our defence teams are doing a good job.
We also prefer to not receive Eurovisions.
Woohoo! We handed out three Eurovisions!
Shame we lost the war.
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Does anyone have some recipes for kraken? Failing that, crab/lobster and perhaps squid?
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Midweek war!
Time to break out the war kit of shin kicking boots, mop and bucket, and mustnāt forget the pom-poms!
Woohoo! We managed to kick quite a few shins in this one.
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Wellā¦ not this particular alliance we just beatā¦
Other weird terms spotted in alliance chat: Bovril
This is what I deliberately call Boril. Look at him! Heās beefy!
And Bovril is a beef extract drink!
I do worry about sending in a mug of Bovril as my tank though.
What? This has nothing to do with recruitment? Erā¦
(Cough)
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Trophy requirements: 1000
Still not as high as it sounds!
Invite Only
Knock on the door; someone should be around to let you in.
Tagline: Casually competitive
Suits daily players.
Communicating absences appreciated.
Titan policy: Whack the titan!
Currently battling 8/9* titans.
Currently battling a 9* rare!
War policy: optional
Use all flags if opted in.
Coordinated tanks.
Some time sensitive strategy.
War motto: Win if we can, lose if we must, but always kick 'em in the shin!
If youāre more nimble than I am you can try kicking higher up body parts!
Other things
If you have any questions just ask.
Curses. We lost.
What bugs me the most is the game crashed when I was beating one of their top tier members. And of course I get awarded a Eurovision.
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