@Rook Just compare your and my avatar, I think cats and dragons are similar to each other. You can easily see similarities in their eyes or behaviour.
Main difference between cats and dragons is that dragons breathe fire. Cats breatheā¦ cat breath.
Iāve owned enough cats to know that cat breath is far deadlier.
I am just an old scallywag who sails through the seas of the vast world of Villains created by E&P.
I am proud to be a pirate.
Iāve slayed dragons and slaughtered somewhat over powered opponents have I.
What is this new game I have already forgotten.
Or is it a game at all?
No medals or honors have been bestowed upon me,
Perhaps there is sound reasoning behind this ,
as what would a medal serve as just to waste away.
I will take the friendships and wear them proud as this is all that an old soul needs to carry-on.
Thatās what makes it awful.
My previous job was in a shipping warehouse, one of the items we shipped was cat food.
I donāt think there is a more disgusting smell on earth than the smell of a busted container of cat food that has sat in a hot warehouse for several weeks. That is the kind of smell that, once itās on you, it never seems to go away.
Then there are the maggotsā¦
Good day to you, my biker buccaneer!
I would have given you a medal, but youād only have buried it in a treasure chest on a desert island
You have been bestowed with a title and emoji, in recognition of your piratical idiom.
This serves me well and I am honored with what I already have.
I am but a humble pirate whoās hope is only but to bring joy to a few souls whenever possible.
Hope that everything is well for you as we both look forward to warmer weather.
Yarr!!!
Trade you one of my medals for the cool pirate logo?
Still not entirely sure how I got all these medals, I assume they must be purple hearts for all the times Iāve been shot in the buttocks trying to flee from overpowered teams in alliance warsā¦
Or maybe they are purple hearts from the many times you in advertently offended someone by just being the crazy SOB you are.
Oh wait now I am off topic.
Nice to see you still Kickin. Yarr!!
There isnāt enough room on this website to fit all the medals Iād have for accidentally offending someone
Nice to see you still kicking here too! Hope the weather lightens up enough for you to get back out riding again.
Wow, I never looked closely at your avatar before to realize itās the Geico spokeslizard. I just assumed because there are so many cat avatars here already ā¦
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah to that!
oh wait, wrong farm animalā¦
Instead, Iād sayā¦
Donāt have a cow .
Cowabunga, Dude(ious)
I wouldnāt describe that as a smell so much but more as some type of noxious gas. That type of nastiness that would kill a black dog and rust his chain.
I have no idea who or what it is (Google didnāt help me to find out), but in my avatar I have Toothless from āHow to train your dragonā.
The GEICO (American insurance company) mascot:
GEICO gecko
I used to work at GEICO. Did not expect them to come up on this forum.
All kinds of crazy stuff comes up here. Well, okay, Iām probably responsible for a lot of it.
Never had GEICO insurance myself, but Iāve got to admit, their advertising is more entertaining than most other insurance companies. Which doesnāt really say much at all about the company or the āproductā itself, butā¦ the gecko is kinda cute.